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Some things may slow down with age, but a veteran’s aim isn’t one of them! This grumpy old veteran t-shirt proudly states:
"To old to fight. Too slow to run. But I can still shoot, pretty darn good!"
It’s the perfect mix of patriotism, humor, and old-school American grit. Whether you’re a retired service member or just know a veteran who’d get a kick out of this, this funny veteran t-shirt makes a bold statement while keeping things lighthearted.
✔ Veterans & Retired Military – A funny, no-nonsense tee for those who’ve served.
✔ Gun Enthusiasts & Patriots – Because some skills never fade.
✔ Funny Gift Seekers – A great gift for dads, grandpas, uncles, or any grumpy old veteran you know.
✔ Proud Americans – If you love freedom, firearms, and a good laugh, this shirt is for you.
🎯 Pair it with jeans and boots for a classic, all-American look.
🔥 Throw it on at the range and watch the compliments roll in.
🎁 Gift it with our Matching Veteran Mug for the ultimate veteran-approved set.
Check out our Veteran Gifts Collection for more patriotic and funny gifts that honor those who’ve served.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
