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"I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me" T-Shirt

"I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me" T-Shirt

Introducing our hilarious and lighthearted t-shirt that will surely turn heads and spark conversations. This funny shirt features the humorous phrase "Sorry sweetie, I only date women who might stab me" printed in bold and eye-catching letters. It's the perfect way to showcase your playful and adventurous side while adding a touch of humor to your wardrobe.

Crafted with soft and comfortable fabric, this t-shirt offers a relaxed fit that can be enjoyed on any casual occasion. Whether you're hanging out with friends, going on a date, or simply expressing your unique sense of humor, this shirt is sure to bring a smile to your face and those around you.

Embrace your fun-loving personality and let your shirt do the talking. Get ready to make a statement and share a laugh with our "Sorry sweetie, I only date women who might stab me" t-shirt. It's a great gift idea for those who appreciate wit and humor or simply want to add a touch of playfulness to their wardrobe.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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