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Greet your guests with a bit of sass and humor with this sarcastic welcome mat that reads, "Don't Knock Unless I Married You, Birthed You, or Ordered Food from You." Perfect for homeowners with a sense of humor, this doormat adds a touch of personality to your entrance. It’s great for food delivery enthusiasts, couples, or families who love a good laugh!
Looking for more humorous home décor? Pair it with our Excuse the Mess Custom Doormat or check out our Fun Taco & Tequila Doormat for more quirky entrance mats that will have everyone smiling.
This sarcastic doormat brings humor right to your doorstep. It’s perfect for setting the tone before people even step inside, showing off your playful side with a lighthearted message.
Made from 100% polyester with a black trim and non-slip rubber backing, this doormat is not only fun but also practical. The one-sided print ensures your guests get the message loud and clear, while the durable materials keep it in place.
Whether you're a foodie who’s always expecting deliveries, a family person, or a couple who loves a good joke, this sarcastic welcome mat adds a fun vibe to any home.
By purchasing this sarcastic welcome mat, you’re supporting a proud small American business. We’re committed to delivering high-quality, humorous products that add a smile to your face and a welcome to your home. Thanks for choosing us!
