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Don't Knock Door Mat

Don't Knock Door Mat

Regular price $39.99 USD
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Sarcastic Welcome Mat – A Humorous Greeting for Your Home

Greet your guests with a bit of sass and humor with this sarcastic welcome mat that reads, "Don't Knock Unless I Married You, Birthed You, or Ordered Food from You." Perfect for homeowners with a sense of humor, this doormat adds a touch of personality to your entrance. It’s great for food delivery enthusiasts, couples, or families who love a good laugh!

Looking for more humorous home décor? Pair it with our Excuse the Mess Custom Doormat or check out our Fun Taco & Tequila Doormat for more quirky entrance mats that will have everyone smiling.

Why You’ll Love This Doormat:

Bold and Funny Statement

This sarcastic doormat brings humor right to your doorstep. It’s perfect for setting the tone before people even step inside, showing off your playful side with a lighthearted message.

Durable and Functional

Made from 100% polyester with a black trim and non-slip rubber backing, this doormat is not only fun but also practical. The one-sided print ensures your guests get the message loud and clear, while the durable materials keep it in place.

Perfect for All Humorous Homes

Whether you're a foodie who’s always expecting deliveries, a family person, or a couple who loves a good joke, this sarcastic welcome mat adds a fun vibe to any home.

Product Features:

  • Material: 100% Polyester
  • Trim: Black for a sleek look
  • Backing: Non-slip rubber backing for stability
  • Sizes Available: 18x24 up to 48x72 inches for every entryway
  • One-Sided Print: Durable design for everyday use

Support Small American Business

By purchasing this sarcastic welcome mat, you’re supporting a proud small American business. We’re committed to delivering high-quality, humorous products that add a smile to your face and a welcome to your home. Thanks for choosing us!

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